Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy...
[Verse 1]
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no
plane that I can't learn how to fly
what do I gotta do to get through to you,
to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin'
brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a
glass jar inside of a hall
with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton
John's name on my GLAAD wall,
I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass
off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall).
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
before I push this muthafuckin'
button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all
blow
every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When
will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dad's Lost It!!)
[Chorus]
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it
I
think my dad's gone crazy
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em
baby
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's nothin' you could do or say that
could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy
There's no one on earth
that can save me, not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy
[Verse 2]
It's like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana
rana rana rana rana and codeine and
goddammit you little muthafucker if you
ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
…..uh, fuck that shit
bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick, chew on a prick and lick
a million
muthafuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel
record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy,
and have pussy
lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my
flows
quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave
me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee,
meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
am I the only
fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Dad...
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,
can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you're seein' is a
genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at
first
cus when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth
before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin'
lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
and walk
around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shit everytime I
sung
like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of
my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane aimed at the World
Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather,
it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
and that's pretty much the gist of it, the
parents are pissed but the kids love it.
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2
seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to
me neither...
[Chorus]
Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy!