I never knew I...
I never knew I...Mic check, one, two
I never
knew I...Who would've knew
I never knew I...Who would've known
I never
knew I...Fuck with authority
I never knew I...Motherfucker comes out
I
never knew I...Sells a couple-a million records
I never knew I...And these
motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I don't do black music, I don't do white music (nope)
I make fight music,
for high-school kids
Put lives at risk when I drive like this
I put wives
at risk with a knife like this
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck
now
I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
Ducked
the fuck way down, waiting to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth, and
grab you by the face, what now?
Oh. You want me to watch my mouth?
How?
Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around? (look)
I'll burn
your fuckin' house down, circle around
And hit the hydrant so you can't put
your burning furniture out
(oh my god, oh my god)
I'm sorry there must be
a mixup
You want me to fixup lyrics while our president gets his dick sucked?
(sound of Ken Kaniff leering )
Fuck that. Take drugs. Rape sluts.
Make
fun of gay clubs. Men who wear makeup.
*Get it aware. Wake up. Get a sense of
humor.
Quit tryin' to censor music. This is for your kids amusement. (the
kids!)
But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace.
You
should've been watching him. Apparently you ain't parents.
I never knew
I...knew I would get this big
I never knew I...knew I'd affect this kid
I
never knew I'd...get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd...get him to hit
this bitch
I never knew I...knew I would get this big
I never knew
I...knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd...get him to slit his
wrists
I never knew I'd...get him to hit this bitch
So who's bringing the guns in this country?
I couldn't sneak a plastic
pellet-gun thru customs over in London
And last week I seen a Schwarzenegger
movie
Where he's shooting all sorts of motherfuckers with an uzi
I seen
these three little kids up in the front row
Screaming "Go!" with their
17-year old uncle
I'm like "Guidance?
Ain't they got the same moms and
dads who got mad when I asked if they like violence?
And told me that my tape
got 'em to swear What about the makeup you allowed your twelve-year-old daughter
to wear? (hm?)
So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words *When
this bus driver's screaming at him, fucking him up worse"
(fuck ? you little
fucking prick)
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
Up in the third
grade flipping the gym teacher the bird (look)
So read up, 'bout how I used
to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch, and change schools every three
months
My life's like, kinda what my wife's like (what?)
Fucked up after I
beat her fucking ass every night (Ike)
So how much easier would life be
If
nineteen-million motherfuckers grew to be just like me
'Cause I never knew I...knew I would get this big
I never knew I...knew
I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd...get him to slit his wrists
I never
knew I'd...get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I...knew I would get this
big
I never knew I...knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd...get him
to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd...get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I'd, have a new house or a new car
Couple years ago I
was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth do I?
Fuck
shit ass bitch, cunt, shoobie-do-doo-wa (woops!)
Skeebie-ba-be-wop,
a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skeezes, whores, & hittin' some trees
(hey!)
How many retards will listen to me
And run in the school shootin'
when they're pissed at the teacher,
her, or him, is it you? Is it
him?
Wasn't me. Slim Shady said to do it again.
Damn! How much damage can
you do with a pen?
Man, I'm just as fucked up as you would've been
If you
would've been in my shoes, who would've thought
Slim Shady would've been
something that you would've bought
That would've made you get a gun and shoot
at a cop
I just said it, I didn't know if you did it or not
'Cause I never knew I...knew I would get this big
I never knew I...knew
I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd...get him to slit his wrists
I never
knew I'd...get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I...knew I would get this
big
I never knew I...knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I'd...get him
to slit his wrists
I never knew I'd...get him to hit this bitch
How the fuck was I supposed to know?