[Gibberish] translation:
So you can suck my dick if you don't
like, my shit
'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[Eminem]
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm
Clint Eastwood in his mid-20's
A young-ass man with a trash can strapped to
the back of his ass
So the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like
a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightnin'
Frightened with five little
white Vicaden pills bitin' him
I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital,
lost
Stingin' the fuck out of everything I come across in the halls
I
light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife by the blade and
stab you with the fuckin' handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the
blinds hurtin'
(Bitch it's too late)
'Cause once you're hung from the
drapes, it's "curtains"
[Swifty McBay]
I'm an instigator, three-eighty slug penetrator
They
bring creative murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known to the
equator
They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators
My weed'll hit
your chest like a double-barreled gauge'er
I'm a black grenade that'll blow
up in your face
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Henny I do shit on
purpose
You'll never hear me say "forgive me"
I'm snatchin' every penny,
it's gotta be that way
Nigga face it, that weed I sold to you? Regate laced
it
You had it, I'll make the President get a face-lift
Niggas just afraid,
handin' me their bracelets
Chillin' in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll
drink Kaluha and Gin, and throw up on the mic
Don't like this rule, you get
socked right on sight
And even at the Million Man March, we gonna fight
[Chorus]
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
'Cause I was
high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
'Cause I don't give a fuck if you
don't like, my shit
'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire
Slash your
tires, find out, thinkin' they're mine
Plate's expired, so as soon as I'm
hired, I'm fired
Jackin' my dick off in a band of barbed wires
"Hey, is
Bizarre performing?"
Bitch, didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited
guest will be Richard Pryor
"Aren't you a male dancer?"
Naw bitch, I'm
retired, for fuckin' a bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on
an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
Lettin' the
record skip - lettin' the record skip
(reverse revolving of record)
I'm
fuckin' anything when I'm snortin'
It's gonna cost $300 dollars to get my pit
bull an abortion
Some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore,
spit beer in her face, and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All
bitches are hoes, even my stinkin' ass moms
[Caniver]
Ayo flashback, two seats, too deep up in that asscrack
Weed
laced with somethin', nigga pass that
And after then we go to hang out with
hashrats
At a Stop The Violence rally
I blast gats, be it a mom or
publishing
Get your ass capped, the Caniver divider
Yo cash that, run
your motherfuckin' pockets
ASAP, I don't need a platinum chain
Bitch, I'll
snatch Shaq's, born loser
Half-thief and half-black
Bring your boys and
your guns, and get laughed at
Bitch smack 'em, bitch rappers get
ejac-jacked
Found chopped-up in a trash bag
[Dirty Harry]
Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell
'Cause
their crew is full of fags that're sweeter than bake sales
Wreckless, come
from behind and snatch your necklace
Cruisin' and causin' more trouble than
nine hoodlums
I rattle your Adam's Apple until it crackles
Run right past
you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, 'cause I'm a
looney
I got an adept mind, and it's polluted
I cock it back then shoot
it
I love snatchin' up players, thugs, and young ballers
Shoot up they
household, even the young toddlers
Brigades barricade to bring the
noise
Watch the bullets wrap your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go
solo, I'm doing a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin' "Ihava
yo-yo"
I'll leave your face leakin'
Run up in church and smack the
preacher while he's preachin'
Take a swing at the deacon
[The Con Artist]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was
straight until I got caught sellin' em shaped
I'm ignorant, with the intent
to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my
tent
While the superintendent thought up, my brain's out of order
I've
been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water
And cahoots with this nigga
named Fall Out Tom (?)
Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a
bomb
(special delivery)
I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got
cancer, get dropped an advancement and run
Ride by you in the rain while you
carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me
none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for
havin' niggas run up they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was full of
some one's
'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough
[Chorus]
Suck my motherfuckin' dick...
D-12... Dirty motherfuckin'
Dozen...
Assed you like a snake slut bitch with 30
fuckin'
husbands...
Bizarre kid... Swifty McBay... The Con Artist...
The
Caniver... Dirty Harry...
Haha, and Slim Shady...