May I have your attention please?
May I have
your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than
before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's
the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's
dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka
chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing
his you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute
though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no
worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on
TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you
might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to
little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of
course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th
grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but
mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like
cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no
reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I
got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it
goes...
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please
stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real
Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim
shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck
him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you
critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win
wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So
you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better
switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear
'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
I should
download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
(scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy
me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just
like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress
like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best
thing
But not quite me
[chorus]
[Verse 3]
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you
joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I
got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar
coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to
admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out
there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its
funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the
nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every
single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King
spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I
don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real
Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and
to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud
as you can, how does it go?
[chorus]