[Chorus]
I
take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To
these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or
twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow
purple pills
[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside
her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you
like Christopher Reeve
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6
people
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a
bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me
hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit
start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce,
bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a
half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit,
better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom
is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs
naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these
leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog
with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Dumb,
dumb, and full of cumm
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary
ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So
stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On
some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red
pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing
compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom
mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these
blue and yellow purple pills
[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love
us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They
probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something,
something, something
Something, something, something, something
[Proof]
Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I
walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible
I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes
roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to
smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough
cough*
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when the Trojan
broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now I gotta straight born
*infant*
(You're crazy!)
[Swift]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm
swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't
get job
Cuz her mom's so trashed (?)
Why the hell you niggas think I
rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I
might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't
give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even
smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing
compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom
mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these
blue and yellow purple pills
[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin
and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope
heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp
So ladies wanna try
Blue pills, golden
seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
Bitch I'm for
real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your
butt
I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nutt
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing
compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom
mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these
blue and yellow purple pills
ple get fucked up